What is common among Intellectually Gifted People (IQ>125), IITians, MITians, JEE Smashers, ACM Champions, Olympiad Champions,Vijay Mallya, Albert Einstein, Alan Guth, Nicholas Tesla?
Can't figure out? It is PROCRASTINATION!
I don't understand why people are so sentimental about time! If time management were of
such help why isn't everyone of them tycoon or something? Time management sucks, yet people
stick to it. Time management is ultimate trademark of an idiot.
Ever since I remember I always manage to beat time. No matter what I do, I am always late.
I have some innate capability to waste time, and I'm proud of it. I never did my homework
on time (if I did it at all), never appeared in examinations with full preparation, never
been to school on time (even after being vice head boy), always missed important dates,
pissed off my mates when I used to commute via van to my coaching classes, bunked most of
the classes, innumerable proxies, yet I'm at a place where most self-controlled time robots
couldn't make it, thanks to my exceptional ability to procrastinate.
Now some may ask, how LACK of time management helps?
It makes you smart:
Procrastination leaves you with loads of work to be done in short
amount of time. This optimizes you brain and gives you retention and intelligence of a
superhuman. You can perform variety of tasks with amazing accuracy and lightening speed. Thanks to great ability of human body to adapt.
You will never be disappointed:
You can't expect anything without hardwork, isn't it?
Procrastination is a door to eternal elation.
You will feel great:
Really, you feel amazing when you'll get a lot without doing a lot.
It makes you jugaadu:
Ask our very own Dhawal Pratap Singh(http://dreamylives.blogspot.com).
You will have a lot of time do the things you really like:
Creative Writing, Programming, Mathematics whatever your interest maybe, you will have lots of time to do it.
Un-time management can get you the hottest chick in the college (even if it is IIT Kanpur). To know more stay tuned!
Can't figure out? It is PROCRASTINATION!
I don't understand why people are so sentimental about time! If time management were of
such help why isn't everyone of them tycoon or something? Time management sucks, yet people
stick to it. Time management is ultimate trademark of an idiot.
Ever since I remember I always manage to beat time. No matter what I do, I am always late.
I have some innate capability to waste time, and I'm proud of it. I never did my homework
on time (if I did it at all), never appeared in examinations with full preparation, never
been to school on time (even after being vice head boy), always missed important dates,
pissed off my mates when I used to commute via van to my coaching classes, bunked most of
the classes, innumerable proxies, yet I'm at a place where most self-controlled time robots
couldn't make it, thanks to my exceptional ability to procrastinate.
Now some may ask, how LACK of time management helps?
It makes you smart:
Procrastination leaves you with loads of work to be done in short
amount of time. This optimizes you brain and gives you retention and intelligence of a
superhuman. You can perform variety of tasks with amazing accuracy and lightening speed. Thanks to great ability of human body to adapt.
You will never be disappointed:
You can't expect anything without hardwork, isn't it?
Procrastination is a door to eternal elation.
You will feel great:
Really, you feel amazing when you'll get a lot without doing a lot.
It makes you jugaadu:
Ask our very own Dhawal Pratap Singh(http://dreamylives.blogspot.com).
You will have a lot of time do the things you really like:
Creative Writing, Programming, Mathematics whatever your interest maybe, you will have lots of time to do it.
Un-time management can get you the hottest chick in the college (even if it is IIT Kanpur). To know more stay tuned!